iammountain-iamdust:

*While at a hotel in the same bed*
MaKayla: “Katie, I’m getting in this bed without any pants on. don’t be alarmed”
Me: “Oh mine are already off! Go for it.”

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

(via stumblingintolove)

soujizz:

omg i just realized

theyre called pancakes

 because theyre like cakes

but you cook them

wait for it

in a pAN

image

(Source: continello, via til-kingdom-come3313)

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(via til-kingdom-come3313)

iwrotehighkusaboutcannabis:

You all know that Check Yes Juliet was your jam at one point

(via standingonhispromises)